a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time
(via this--too--shall--pass)
no offense, but girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
(via wincing-thenight-away)
